You don’t have to be condescending to work here, but it helps.

October 17 2009, 4:25pm

There are some irritations in this world that I tolerate willingly and happily. However, these things never relate to my work. My first exposure to how the working world was evidently supposed to operate (outside the context of my parents, who simply disappeared every day while I went to the babysitter’s house and threw hats into the lake) was Curious George. Every day the Man in the Yellow Hat, who was evidently able to find gainful employment at the

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